Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Return of the Pop Star

image from thelavalizard.com
dear brit brit,
      congratulations!  you were on the ellen show today, and girlfriend, you didn't seem to be like the zombie robot that has been inhabiting you for the last few years.  you didn't have dead eyes.  you were engaging.  you looked awesome.  how do you get your legs so shiny?  what i'm trying to say is, it appears you are back to being a human being again, and i for one, am so excited to have you back.  keep up the good work sister friend.

love,
natalie

p.s. how about next you come out with a pop song to rival "i'm a slave for you."  it's been too long.

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