Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Chili, Seal, and Christina Aguilera

so this past weekend AJD and i went to nantucket.  i guess you can say its a tradition of sorts (we're only on year 2 of the tradition).  i've never been to nantucket in the summer cause i imagine i'd be claustrophobic with the amount of people, and because well i can't make it rain on a daily basis (nantucket is supa pricey).  so after the rates go down and the people go home, we go.  this year was awesome.  our new addition of an activity this year was to drive a jeep on the beach.  so fun.  along the way we saw a ton of gigantic seals/sea lions (i have no idea what they were).  they were so ugly.  poop brown colored and just not lookers.  but, i loved them.  i'll take a poop brown seal any day of the week over a vicious man eating dolphin.

so AJD says he can never remember all the things we do on trips since we love to make bunkbeds in our room so we have more room to do ACTIVITIES!!! (name the movie)  so here's a list of all the things we did: stayed at the jared coffin house, apps and drinks at brotherhood of thieves, dinner at queequeg's, breakfast at downyflake, jeep out to great point light house, cruise around sconset and sankaty light house, chili cookoff at captain toby's, cisco brewery, cisco beach, drinks then dinner at brotherhood of thieves, breakfast at black eyed susan's, walk to children's beach.  anywho, thats a miniscule wrap up of our trip.

in celebrity news, kelly osbourne is calling christina aguilera fat.  this is one of the dumbest things ever.  apparently when christina was in her pop star prime, she made fun of kelly osbourne and called her fat (like 10 years ago literally).  so now that christina is not suffering from lollipop head syndrome anymore, kelly osbourne is relentlessly calling her fat.  umm really?  kelly claims that she was never as fat as christina is now.  umm false.  when the osbournes had their reality show both jack and kelly were large and in charge, but who cares.  they're the obsbournes, they're not models.  i agree christina has not been looking her best lately but come on.  girlfriend is ridiculously rich, likes her some red wine (which i totally concur with) and popped out a kid.  just cause kelly went on dancing with the stars (which i'm sorry is one of the worst shows ever) and got skinny doesn't mean she can channel regina george and start a burn book with joan rivers on fashion police.  now coming from me this is just ridiculous since i am judgey-mcjudgerson when it comes to how celebrities look, but in my mind kelly is not a celebrity.  her dad is.  relax g, you're on e.

also eva mendes and ryan gosling are "canoodling/dating."  bah humbug.  although they are both super babes, ryan gosling cannot be tied down.  he is much too pretty for one lady.  also on a side note, my dad does not think eva mendes is remotely attractive.  a few years ago i think hitch was on tbs and my dad literally looked at the screen and goes "ick who is that."  his ick was referring to eva mendes.  he was less than impressed.  i was dumbfounded.  first of all she's such a hottie with a body and secondly her clothes in hitch are to die for.  literally i want her wardrobe from that movie.  next time it's on tbs (which is probs right now) go back and look at her outfits.  awesommmmmme.

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